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January 15, 2006

A Close Encounter with... Matt Lucas

What's wrong?
We didn't replace Vieira.

What's your favorite crisps?
Right now I like roast beef Monster Munch but strictly that is one of the corn and maize-based snacks rather than potato crisps so I will say grilled steak McCoys.

You make a shirt with a slogan ,what does it say?
‘Potato crisps are fantastic'

Tell us a joke?
Did you hear Disneyland has been shut down? Health and Safety found a five-foot mouse.

What did you do well today?
Had some Cheerios.

What did you do badly?
Nowt. I was good all over.

They make a film about your life, what do they call it?

Out of 10 how do you feel? 0 being suicidal, 10 being orgasmic?

Would you be willing to kill an innocent person if it would mean an end to hunger and poverty in the world?
I'd kill an innocent person anyway. I like a laugh, me.

If you knew the world was going to end in five months, what would you do?
Go on one of them cruises where you pay a flat fee and then everything's included; the room, the food, the entertainment etc.

What word did you find trouble pronouncing when you were younger?

What is your favorite song?(make a list if you like)
Open Road, G.Barlow.

Favorite album?
Stars on 45

What happened to your dreams?
I fell asleep and missed them.

Excluding Back for Good what was your favorite Take That song?

What's the king of nuts?

Queen of nuts?

What crisps does James Bond Eat?

Who was your hero growing up?
Beefy Botham.

What's my best song?(can't choose Angels)
Wouldn't anyway because it's Feel.

What's my worst? Dont worry, I wont get offended. (Can't choose Angels)
That fucking one about the monkey.

Name your favorite Mr. Man?
Mr Finger

Ever seen a ghost?
Yes, a french one.

What super power would you like?
I'd like to be able to see.

What's your favorite TV program from the 70'sᆀ'sᆊ's?
‘Albemarle and the Boomers'

Who was your first crush? Do you know her today?
It's a him. And yes.

What's a good question for these questionnaires?
Are you aware that your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loans secured on it?

When did you last sing to yourself? What did you sing?
That Corinne Bailey Rae one.

Would you be willing to give up sex for a year if you knew it would give you a deeper sense of happiness than you have now?
Yes and no.

What are your most compulsive habits, do you struggle to break these habits?
I avoid answering questions.

Right the first word that comes in to your head at the end of this sentence? (Can't be any of the words in this question)

Thanks bud... hope that wasn't to boring/hard
Speak later x